August 2009
5 posts
Drunken Taboo
Me playing Taboo: he tried to go to India but ended up in America.
Erf: MICHAEL PHELPS.
Me: what?
fatherly advice
Dad: hey, next time you eat something, have a couple of those vitamin C things.
Me: why?
Dad: because when you smoke so much pot, your system uses that up, and you need to stay healthy.
Me: oh god.
“AND YOU CAN SELL THIS FOR A MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE I’M GONNA BE FAMOUS.”
– manny santos
ugh.
Should I start using tumblr now? Is this the next big thing? Better jump on it before it gets too ~mainstream~ for me!